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[The new FAQ pamphlets for new residents have been completed, and are ready for distribution. Since, someone has actually been bored enough to miss paperwork.]

 

Welcome to Wonderland

FAQ:

Where am I?

                Wonderland.

                Yes, like the story.

How did I get here?

                We assume the queen is behind it, but nothing is known for sure.

Am I dead?

                No, but you will be.

What does death mean here?

                If you die, you come back; first death, one day, second death two days, etc.

How big is this place?

                The mansion and the grounds. If you try to go too far into the woods, you die. If go too far out to sea, something will drag you under and you die. If you fly to high, you will die.
                The mansion itself has ten infinite floors. At least, no one has found their limits.

Where do I stay?

                Pick an empty room; it will change itself to suit you.

What about my stuff?

                Check the closet. It makes whatever normal stuff you want. Exceptional things may be fond at the vendors behind the mansion.

What are these vendors?

                The merchant stalls behind the mansion, the barter for most anything.

What about food?

                The food you want will appear in the kitchen or the dining room. Packaged food can be found in the closets too.

                Yes, alcohol too.

Why are we here?

                No one knows, but when events happen from your memories, you loose memories. It seems like Wonderland is taking them.

Events?

                Periodically, strange things happen for a few days. Usually, a resident will warn us before it happens, but the riddles are hard to interpret. Events can be anything, sometimes they’re dangerous, and sometimes they’re silly. You probably won’t understand until you experience one. They seem to be linked to the memories of a particular person.

Residents?

                Mad Hatter, Cheshire Cat, The Queen, Alice, Dormouse, and some lizard thing… everyone you would expect. They live behind the mirrors.

Behind the mirrors?

                Yes, and there are also copies of all of us behind the mirrors. They can watch us through the mirrors. They will look exactly like us, but have the opposite personality. You cannot be on the same side of the mirror as your mirror copy.

How do I get home?

                If you find out, tell me.

I have an important quest/war/romance at home!

                It will be there when you get back, time doesn’t pass here.

                Incidentally, your friends may show up from different times. Occasionally you may be moved to a point in your future. If you are moved backwards, you will forget Wonderland.

I will forget Wonderland?

                Everyone forgets when they leave.

Are there other dangers?

                Some captives here are dangerous. Of particular note are The Major, who is a fat man with a German accent; and a white ghost creature with no name.