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I have important news from the Wonderland community.
[Ivanova stares at the screen with an intensity that suggests she's on the verge of a mental collapse from lack of sleep.]
An unnamed source spotted a nurse drinking coffee.
[She lets that sink in for a moment]
Clearly, they have a source of caffeine denied to the rest of us. Our mission is clear, we must retrieve it.
It is almost certain that the kitchen has some food supplies that have not yet been turned to mush. We must liberate them for the populace. I suggest a three-pronged assault on the kitchen.
I know some of you are not fighters. Sadly, you must be used as decoys.
For the sake of coffee. Failure is not an option.
[Ivanova stares at the screen with an intensity that suggests she's on the verge of a mental collapse from lack of sleep.]
An unnamed source spotted a nurse drinking coffee.
[She lets that sink in for a moment]
Clearly, they have a source of caffeine denied to the rest of us. Our mission is clear, we must retrieve it.
It is almost certain that the kitchen has some food supplies that have not yet been turned to mush. We must liberate them for the populace. I suggest a three-pronged assault on the kitchen.
I know some of you are not fighters. Sadly, you must be used as decoys.
For the sake of coffee. Failure is not an option.
